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um, we've got our on who is a self described intersectional environmentalist, comedian and bat lover with regards to her comedy. She's going to be performing today. Her show called ICO Maniac, and she will also be performing at the bright and fringe on the 2nd and 3rd of June. There is still take. It's available, so if you're free on the 2nd and 3rd, you could just type Iko maniac Brian Fringe on to Google on down. You'll find tickets there. Well, also publicize some some of her QR code and things on our socials. So without further ado, please welcome Hun from Beatlemania. Yeah, let's get this covered started with, um, cool of response. Are we ready? A. When I say ICO use a sustainable When I say green wash you say a green walk green when I say a week, do you weigh? And I think from a calculator you say invented. But maybe just standing okay, we can work on that. That's fine. When I say a privilege, you say Use it privilege. When I say systemic change, you say no climate change. Damage change When I say peace, use a Q. When I say plastics you say? No Plastic plastic. When I say compost, you say sexy comp when I say intersection of mental is, um you say that that intersection of my mental Well, I am so glad that you asked, uh, in section of my mental is, um is the idea that all social justice issues intersect? Climate justices, right? Or justice? It's women's rights. His gender rights is LGBTQ a p plus. Rights is all connected. Sorry, however, to me Hello. I'm bringing on I'm here to talk to you about bats. Whoa! When the bat lives out there, yes never happens. This is my moment. Cherish it before I do that that, given you'll be given instruction to myself. Um, like tea. Chocolate ice is with the wrapper on to any doctors. Have any for Savella? Hey, boroughs. Haven't got the titties. Haven't got the time. Uh, Onda, uh, can you keep secret? Keep secret. Yeah, um, about to become an ambassador for the but conservation dress back on backorder on Saturday. I'm going to be an ambassador. Ambassador, Ambassador. What's that? Isn't ambassador for buts? Thank you. Yes, a half kazakhstani. Much the same off Kazaks everywhere. Born and raised in leads. Yeah, much the same of normal is everywhere. And I'm also on activist. Yeah. Get that response in every room I get. Thank you so much. I really, really appreciate that. Just putting my name. Sorry. It's just like, hey, they are, then. I'm like, um yes, on one of the very worst kinds of activist and intersectional climate justice activist. But I mean, absolutely shake activist, primarily because I have a pathetic need for everyone to like me on a pathological fear of conflict. So I guess I'm kind of kind of what would happen if Grantham berg had the nervous disposition of my Hancock. So yeah. So today, one of things I really wanted to talk to you about being really wanting sort of this with the economic conference for Wall is who is more qualified to be Batman, Bruce Wayne or me. So let's dive straight into it shall way. Oh, my God. This is like the closest thing that I'm gonna get to a Ted talk saver it through. So just not with Bruce. Wayne isn't even blind. I At least we're glasses. Ah, here's a superhero who is loosely based around bats. Didn't even get sucked by one. However, a point does go to Bruce in the fact that he is a man. So he's halfway there in some respect. Has he actually done anything for buts? Is he actually qualified to be batmen? Bruce Wayne is a billionaire. We all agree that billionaires shouldn't exist. Thank you. I'm in Kensington. So I was worried about saying that here's a billionaire. He is a part time vigilante who, instead of maybe directing money into education, mental health resource is on the systemic issues which are causing the crimes. Often city he dresses up is about on beets up mental health patients, food for thought for you there. So I never really know how to get into this little bit without sound like a huge nerve. So it's gonna be swift on this bit. We're in a pandemic. Need us a more. Please don't make me in a room full of medical professionals, please. Yes, we are in a pandemic and everybody thinks that some guy a about And then Kobe happened. Yeah, we know that this is true. We know this year, the off the creative eyes is that found in bats are not closely related to human coronavirus. Is that related to the pandemic? Do we know this felt? This is the room that does? No, this is about spots related as Bruce Wayne's tenuous connection to buts. And yes, when you look at it, animals of transferring diseases bats are a factor. But it is human activity which has caused cove it not bats. I repeat, human activity not but civility. I was going to keep this about analogy. Yeah, say that. I was, like, smashing you in the face with a baseball bat. I'm just going I'm just really going to town. It's an absolute mess, right? I'm I'm hitting. You are getting here. You wouldn't be in the back, would you? You wouldn't be like, Oh, my God. This evil baseball bat is hitting me in the face. All baseball bat should be eradicated. Know you'd be like through What you doing in my house? I thought you were a pacifist gal. So let's circle back to Bruce Wayne on the back caves. Okay. What we're seeing here is Bruce Wayne, forcing endangered species of bats out off their roost. Okay. I'm sorry about how the fuck Degrees Wayne get Planning commission for the backache. No question. And your ounces I'm done with this front. Okay, Cove. It is very much a climate crisis issue. We see things like a difference station which is forcing wild animals into contact with domestic animals at farm animals pets. So we're looking at, like back, like chopping down trees. But I've got the home, their fourth closer to human settlements. They're like, hang out in the barn. Pigs were in there that pump ears or mixing about. That's the science. That's the science bit of it. Diseases of transferring It is absolute pee for all. I ask you this that I've got in my notes here. Don't lose the room room. Don't Don't leave the room with this section. I asked you this. Who is more qualified? Need to be back, Man may run for my leg. A counselor for the green pie recently trying an equal a hack where I blow my nose Say the tissue. Use it, wipe after paying Oh, Bruce Wayne forcing bats. Are there roost to make a literal man cave, which is one of the catalyst for the pandemic? Think about it, people think about it okay, right? Why do we care? Why should we care about bats? Why should we? Because that's ah fundamental for biodiversity. One of things I do as an activist is I helped write the weekly newsletter for HS to rebellion eso I don't if you know much about hs crp, go too much into it. It's a train line that's currently being built. It's one of the most expensive and shittiest high speed railway lines the world has ever seen. Ah, 108 ancient woodlands air going to be destroyed, destroying Ah precious you, Kate Biodiversity. The main thing is not a just do is fucking up for these guys. Thank you. Drink. It is okay. He's a barber, Stell. But he's one of the UK is rare respects. He's on the highest level of protection on he is. He can only live in ancient woodland on day. Just doing these really super dodgy ecological reports are season where they're going on. There's no evidence of the bats and then they're filling them. So basically a just to is hs boo hs two is hs pool, which is the hashtag I'm going to get going. It's not working. That's Okay. Um, yes. Um, the most important thing about the barber so bad is that he's just being voted remain years, but of a year 2021. Thank you, Andre. Well Oh, that took me four hours to make um, yes. So historically, we have done buts. So day calling people, but shit crazy route for bouts, all of his vampire folklore. Fucking bullshit. Like, Gramps, take a prep soaker. What a cock. I hate that guy Gram Stoker from Soaker has done for bats. What? But to do he sucks. He sucks on also who names a baby brown room. Sorry, I've seen What a cool room. Yeah, and all of his biblical imagery. Shit like Why do demons have these, like Nolly, leathery backed wings on angels have these white feathery bird wings like swans when storms of the real tickets. And that is my only qualm with the Bible. That 50. But thank God we've got meatloaf. This is very difficult for me. Not only is he a sexual icon all righty, but bats out of hell is an undeniable Bangor. Am I right? Yeah. We need to listen to him. But our our by our how they don't want to be that he He needs the same body temperature's humans. Guys. Um, yeah. My only criticism with meatloaf is that he is harder, um, singing about fleeing somewhere as quickly and recklessly as possible, but takes eight minutes, this thing about it. Oh, yeah. Do you hate mosquitoes? Yeah, they do have family, like, allergic. Least peaking, but that's will eat them for you. They will do. Hey, months. They also have value, but bats will eat them for you. Gina B's B's gonna be easier. Um, bees do the pollination in the day. We know this. Yeah, bats do the pollination in the night, but do bats get the PR like they do? Probably cause his nighttime, and it's dark and we can't see what they're doing, but they're doing it, okay, They're doing it. But the nighttime piece. But on my time being released, you wouldn't have any off the foods that we love. They need to survive on without them. So my takeaway message, more important than any of the key speakers here is butts off the life, not just for Halloween. Hey, Andre. No buts. No tequila. How you be around no Figs know. Mango makes a mango, cause you just be in two weeks. No cocoa, no dates. Know peaches. No chocolate. Like Italian food with this is gonna blow. Know onions? No time. My tone. No, no coffee. No coffee, anyway. No bats, no jury in Who cares? Sounds ethnic anywhere. More than 500 species. And 60. It's cold. Well, some cashews were screwed. One a mortgage. But it's hard. Guess, Wall. No house. I have a card. Does you need to keep the doctor away? Basically, you're fucked. Okay? No. Apple's know 11 without about being billions up. You should be, well, annoying. Wanted to sing about that, too, but nothing. Okay, well, maybe it does, but it's a bit of a mouthful. Yeah, the fax in your nose. You're welcome. Sure, they say, Yeah, that's great. That's woah freebies off the night. That's Whoa, Flutie's of that's Whoa, Booth! Whoa, Booth! Whoa! Freebies of the night with me now. But it's low. The thirties off now. Yeah, he's That's he's nice back. Thank you so much. I've seen a handgun. Gave me a maniac. I hope you enjoy your rest of your afternoon.